35 TATTOOS EVERY BASIC GIRL WISHES SHE HAD
Basic girls everywhere just can't help themselves; they see an artsy tattoo picture on social media sites like Tumblr, Reddit or Pintrest and they just MUST get inked ASAP. Too make thing simpler for them, here's a handy list of all the "ermagurd, that tat is saw cute guys" tattoos.
1. The typical basic girl doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve...she wears it on her neck.
2. She doesn't need no fancy diamond to show she's someones "property".
3. Good vibes...but bad choices.
4. Basic girls are forever young, even when they are living at retirement homes and shitting into adult diapers.
5. Basic girls love to show their wild side. Rawr!
6. Hey, at least it's better than a dotted line with "cut here" written beneath it.
7. Basic chicks love baby animals...and honestly, I kinda can't blame them. Baby elephants are the best.
8. She's got a full moon in a different crevasse.
9. Seriously, baby animals are the bee's knees to basic girls.
10. Now she can take her cat with here everywhere!
11. Can't go to the beach and not bring back a souvenir.
12. Basic chicks love to be random.
13. All basic chicks know that Regina Spektor is a musical genius. That's why they carry her lyrics around...forever.
14. That goes for Bon Iver too.
15. And while we're at it, you can add 'Such Great Height' songs to that list too.
16. Basic girls are clever so they have clever tattoos, like the word promise on their pinky. Because pinky promise, duh!
17. Fly free basic girl. Fly free like the swallow!
18. Fly free like all the birds!
19. A simple tattoo always needs to have an extensive explanation behind it.
20. Basic chicks know that everything last forever. It's one of them science facts.
21. Because how else will everyone know you're vegan! (Apart from the 17 times she's mentioned it in the last hour)
22. Basic gals like to match their basic best gal friends.
23. Can't let any dream go uncaught!
24. Basic gals are like a dandelion blowing ever so gracefully in the soft breeze.
25. Harry Potter is the bible of basic girls.
26. And so are The Hunger Games...the new testament if you will.
27. Everyone knows a tat in a foreign language you don't understand is always 75% cooler by default.
28. Love is basic...sorry I mean loveisbasic.
29. Air quotes are so 2002.
30. A basic gal always comes with a bow.
31. You're a sweet little angel, and don't you forget it!
32. Gotta show off your musical side.
33. Getting a behind the ear tattoo is like a tramp stamp for a basic chick.
34. These should keep you anchored.