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27 Reasons Dads Should Never Be Left Alone With Their Kids

AUGUST 12, 2015

27 REASONS DADS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT ALONE WITH THEIR KIDS

He Gives Them Fashion Advice

He Gives Them Fashion Advice

lebonbuzz

Dad didn't have the slightest clue what he was doing when he dressed his son for school photos that day.

He Pulls Silly Pranks

He Pulls Silly Pranks

BRAINJET

Muahahaaa, ze evil baby vill take over ze vorld!

He Carries Them Like Luggage

He Carries Them Like Luggage

topibuzz

Yeah, kids are basically like carry-on right? I don't have to actually give them any attention or keep them from getting bored every 5 seconds.

He Gets In Trouble With The Labeller

He Gets In Trouble With The Labeller

buzzfeed

Just in case he forgot, mom labelled the baby to make it really obvious what dad was supposed to watch.

He Tries To Play Barbie

He Tries To Play Barbie

topibuzz

What kind of dad would he be if he didn't introduce his children to potty humor?

He Uses The Kid As a Grocery Cart

He Uses The Kid As a Grocery Cart

minq

Stroller? Psh, more like personal shopping cart.

He Eats Dessert First

He Eats Dessert First

BRAINJET

Dad just wants to show his girl what being an adult is all about! When you're an adult, you can do whatever you want, like eat mega huge ice cream cones!

He Tells Them It's Always "His Turn"

He Tells Them It's Always "His Turn"

Pinterest

Put your back into it! This builds character!

He Encourages Fooling Around

He Encourages Fooling Around

CFW

This dad is awesome though, let's be real.

He Plays With Markers

He Plays With Markers

dorar-aliraq

You can't stop crazy baby!

He Wont Stop Playing With Markers

He Wont Stop Playing With Markers

smosh

Godfather baby wont wait for you to get the money. If you want protection, pay up.

He Takes the Plunge

He Takes the Plunge

KizlarSoruyor

Dragging your kid through the store can apparently be made easy with this simple tool.

He Tries To Feel Young Again

He Tries To Feel Young Again

globedia

Hey, if my 7 year old looks like me, then I must not be that old!

He Does Cosplay

He Does Cosplay

KizlarSoruyor

Let's be real again, this dad is also awesome.

He Trolls His Daughters

He Trolls His Daughters

Pinterest

No one wants to see Dad in short shorts....

He Plays Reverse Jenga

He Plays Reverse Jenga

Shi77y Advice

The world record for reverse baby's forehead jenga is 4ft... don't try to beat this.

He Tries To Make Baby Get a Job

He Tries To Make Baby Get a Job

topibuzz

Just look at him though, he could totally rock that interview!

He Uses Duct Tape To Fix Everything

He Uses Duct Tape To Fix Everything

BuzzFil

Including hand crafting a baby seat so that the kid stops getting in trouble.

He Busts Out The Dirty Jokes

He Busts Out The Dirty Jokes

Shi77y Advice

This kid will be the class clown when the astronomy part of science class comes around.

He Uses Superior Language Skills

He Uses Superior Language Skills

BRAINJET

When your kid can't read, they won't know when they get rekt!

They Play Dangerous Sports

They Play Dangerous Sports

Sorgog

The definition of things you can't do when Mom is around...