27 REASONS DADS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT ALONE WITH THEIR KIDS
He Gives Them Fashion Advice
Dad didn't have the slightest clue what he was doing when he dressed his son for school photos that day.
He Pulls Silly Pranks
Muahahaaa, ze evil baby vill take over ze vorld!
He Carries Them Like Luggage
Yeah, kids are basically like carry-on right? I don't have to actually give them any attention or keep them from getting bored every 5 seconds.
He Gets In Trouble With The Labeller
Just in case he forgot, mom labelled the baby to make it really obvious what dad was supposed to watch.
He Tries To Play Barbie
What kind of dad would he be if he didn't introduce his children to potty humor?
He Uses The Kid As a Grocery Cart
Stroller? Psh, more like personal shopping cart.
He Eats Dessert First
Dad just wants to show his girl what being an adult is all about! When you're an adult, you can do whatever you want, like eat mega huge ice cream cones!
He Tells Them It's Always "His Turn"
Put your back into it! This builds character!
He Encourages Fooling Around
This dad is awesome though, let's be real.
He Plays With Markers
You can't stop crazy baby!
He Wont Stop Playing With Markers
Godfather baby wont wait for you to get the money. If you want protection, pay up.
He Takes the Plunge
Dragging your kid through the store can apparently be made easy with this simple tool.
He Tries To Feel Young Again
Hey, if my 7 year old looks like me, then I must not be that old!
He Does Cosplay
Let's be real again, this dad is also awesome.
He Trolls His Daughters
No one wants to see Dad in short shorts....
He Plays Reverse Jenga
The world record for reverse baby's forehead jenga is 4ft... don't try to beat this.
He Tries To Make Baby Get a Job
Just look at him though, he could totally rock that interview!
He Uses Duct Tape To Fix Everything
Including hand crafting a baby seat so that the kid stops getting in trouble.
He Busts Out The Dirty Jokes
This kid will be the class clown when the astronomy part of science class comes around.
He Uses Superior Language Skills
When your kid can't read, they won't know when they get rekt!
They Play Dangerous Sports
The definition of things you can't do when Mom is around...