Once you've been on this Earth long enough, you'll realize something: most people are the worst. People can be rude, arrogant, ignorant and just plain destructive. Thanks to those terrible folks, society needs to watch its back in the weirdest ways. For example, these signs shouldn't have to exist. But, thanks to people who are pretty awful, they need to. The people these signs were intended for make one thing pretty clear... humanity is doomed.
1.) Hopefully your kids are NOT here.
2.) Solid advice you should probably take.
3.) It's sad we even have to think about this.
4.) Unfortunately so true.
5.) They make a really good point.
6.) Drunk messes in the road, watch out.
7.) LOLOL, yep. We were all thinking it.
8.) Tip your waitress, don't verbally abuse her.
9.) Only if you're terrible at using a zipper.
10.) It sure does. Especially for fish lovers.
11.) Noted. Twice.
12.) Even churches have jerks in them.
13.) No diving... or anything, really.
14.) You would think that would be self explanatory.
15.) Do NOT ramp towards the crocodiles.
16.) Those pigeons are harsh, man.
17.) Hopefully no one took this seriously. Hopefully.
18.) Unless you're stupid enough to try, which in that case, go ahead.